Mega Yacht Limousine of the Sea 1: Puerto Vallarta

Puerto Vallarta’s Mega Yacht Limousine of the Sea 1 is less a scheduled sightseeing trip than a private floating party that you can shape around your group. For about four hours, you cruise the Banderas Bay coastline, stop for swimming and water sports, and spend two hours at Playa Chica Locca, a boat-access-only beach retreat.

I like the full open bar, which covers everything from coffee and mineral water to beer, wine, tequila, margaritas, and piña coladas. I also like the food: fresh ceviche, guacamole, blue-corn chips, and, on some group outings, fruit, muffins, or fajitas. The main caution is the price. At $6,455 per group of up to 15, this makes sense for a celebration or shared group outing, not a casual afternoon for two.

Key points to know before booking

• Private charter for up to 15 people: Your group has the boat to itself, with the freedom to shape the route around Banderas Bay.
• Two hours at Playa Chica Locca: This boat-only beach stop offers food, drinks, swimming, and a quieter change of pace.
• Brand-name open bar: Water, coffee, juices, sodas, beer, wine, tequila, champagne, margaritas, and piña coladas are included.
• Water toys included: Use the snorkel gear, kayaks, paddle boards, water mattress, and water tube without an added activity fee.
• A strong choice for celebrations: Wedding groups have used the yacht for pre-wedding parties, post-wedding outings, sunset cruises, and anniversary plans.
• Plan the meeting point carefully: You must choose your meeting place before submitting the reservation, and hotel pickup and drop-off are not included.

What kind of Puerto Vallarta day is this?

Think of this as a private yacht day with a flexible route, rather than a formal tour packed with historic commentary or scheduled attractions. You cruise along Puerto Vallarta and around Banderas Bay, then decide how much time you want for swimming, water toys, a beach stop, music, food, and simply sitting in the sun.

That flexibility matters. A family may want a calmer ride with plenty of time at the beach. A wedding party may want music, drinks, a swim stop, and a lively atmosphere from the first minute. Since only your group participates, you do not have to match the pace or mood of strangers.

The tour is operated by Chica Locca Tours, with owner Gil available to help arrange details. The crew includes experienced captains and staff who keep an eye on drinks, food, and water activities. Ricky is mentioned as a lively host and music leader on some outings, so groups looking for a party atmosphere may find his energy a welcome part of the day.

The published duration is about four hours. That is long enough to get out on the bay, enjoy a proper water stop, and spend two hours at Playa Chica Locca, but short enough to fit into a busy Puerto Vallarta holiday schedule.

The price makes sense for a full group

The cost is $6,455 per group of up to 15 people. That works out to roughly $430 per person if you fill every available place. For a small group, the per-person figure rises sharply, so this is best viewed as a private charter rather than an ordinary boat excursion.

For a wedding party, birthday group, family reunion, or group of friends, the value comes from what is bundled into the charter. You are not paying only for a ride. The price includes the yacht, crew, landing and facility fees, drinks, snacks, and a set of water activities. You also avoid the usual problem of splitting up on a shared boat or negotiating what each person wants to drink or do.

The open bar is a real part of the value. Included choices range from nonalcoholic drinks and coffee to beer, wine, tequila, champagne, margaritas, and piña coladas. If some people in your group do not drink alcohol, they still have plenty of included options.

The price is harder to justify for two or three people. If your group is small, compare this private charter with a shared sailing trip or a smaller boat tour. If you can fill most of the 15 places, the cost becomes much easier to defend, especially for a special event.

Cruising Banderas Bay on your own schedule

The first part of the outing takes you along Puerto Vallarta’s coastline and around Banderas Bay. The route is customizable, so you can discuss where you would like to go before setting out.

That is useful because Banderas Bay can serve several different kinds of day. You may prefer a scenic cruise with time on the sun decks. You may want to anchor near a swimming area and use the water toys. Or you may want to work in a destination such as Yelapa, depending on the plan arranged with the company.

You should be clear about your priorities when booking. A four-hour charter cannot cover every corner of the bay and still leave generous time for a beach stop, lunch, swimming, and relaxation. Ask the operator to confirm how your preferred route fits within the time available.

The yacht includes sun decks and luxury amenities, but the exact boat setup can matter. One group reported receiving a large, beautiful boat that did not match the photos they had seen online. It still had the space and features they needed, but this is a useful reminder to confirm which yacht you are actually booking, especially for an important event.

Water sports without extra activity fees

Once the boat is anchored, you can use the included gear. The package lists snorkel equipment, kayaks, paddle boards, a water mattress, and a water tube. The all-inclusive activities give your group several ways to spend the time, instead of leaving you with only a swim and a view.

The paddle boards and kayaks suit people who want a little movement without turning the day into a hard workout. The water mattress is better for slow floating and conversation. The tube adds a more playful option, particularly for groups with older children or friends who want something livelier.

Swimming directly from the yacht is one of the simple pleasures here. Several group outings included jumping from the boat, using a slide, and floating near a bay. One especially memorable service detail had staff swimming drink orders out to people in the water.

Snorkeling is included, but the experience will depend on the conditions and the particular anchorage chosen that day. Do not book this primarily as a marine-life expedition. Book it for a mix of swimming, water play, drinks, and views.

Playa Chica Locca gives the day a second setting

The itinerary includes two hours at Playa Chica Locca, an exclusive beach facility reached by boat on the southern coast of Banderas Bay. This is the quiet counterpoint to the yacht. Instead of moving along the water, you get time on a secluded stretch of coastline with food, drinks, and a more relaxed setting.

The beach stop is included, so there is no separate admission charge. It can be especially useful for a group with mixed interests. Some people can stay near the beach and unwind while others spend more time in the water.

The phrase private day pass should not lead you to expect an empty beach in every circumstance. The supplied details describe the place as exclusive and boat-access-only, but they do not give a capacity limit or promise total isolation. Treat it as a special beach stop with a quieter feel, not a guarantee that no one else will be present.

You should also keep your expectations realistic about small coastal towns and beach areas. A stop such as Yelapa may appeal to you for its peaceful setting and natural beauty, but it is not presented as a major shopping destination. The value of the stop is the setting and the slower pace.

Food is simple, fresh, and well suited to the water

The standard food offering includes freshly made ceviche, guacamole, and blue-corn chips. These are smart choices for a boat day: light, shareable, and easy to eat between swims.

On some group outings, the food has included breakfast fruit and muffins, followed by guacamole and a fajita lunch. The exact menu is not fully specified for every departure, so ask what will be served if food is a major reason for booking.

I would still plan your expectations around snacks and casual boat food, not a formal restaurant meal. The ceviche and guacamole are a strong fit for the setting, particularly after time in the water. If your group has allergies, dietary restrictions, or children who need particular foods, contact Chica Locca Tours before reserving.

The crew’s hands-on service is part of the appeal. Staff check on drinks and food throughout the ride, and the yacht has bathrooms. Photos may also be taken during the outing and offered for purchase at the end, so you can leave your phone aside and enjoy the water.

Drinks, music, and the party atmosphere

This yacht can be peaceful, but it can also become a full celebration. The private format lets your group connect a phone and choose music, according to one wedding outing. Ricky has served as the group’s host and music leader, using a microphone to keep the energy up.

That is excellent for a wedding-related charter or birthday. It may be less appealing if you want a quiet, low-key cruise. Tell the operator what mood you want when planning the day. The same yacht can feel like a floating lounge or a lively party platform depending on your group and music choices.

Whale sightings have been part of some outings during whale season, with the guide pointing them out and stopping so the group could watch. This is a pleasant possibility, not a guaranteed feature of the four-hour trip. The best way to treat it is as a bonus rather than the main purpose of the booking.

A sunset departure can add another layer to the experience. One wedding group used the cruise as a final celebration and enjoyed whale watching, music, and the changing light. Confirm your desired departure time directly, since the supplied details do not establish a standard sunset schedule.

Who will get the most from this charter?

This is best for you if you:

• Can bring a large group and share the cost
• Want a private boat rather than a shared excursion
• Are planning a wedding event, birthday, reunion, or anniversary
• Care as much about food, drinks, and music as sightseeing
• Want swimming and water toys built into the day
• Prefer a flexible route instead of a fixed sightseeing program

Families can enjoy it, since most participants can take part and the activities offer different levels of energy. Couples can also book it, but the price is difficult to make sensible for only two people unless privacy and luxury are the main priorities.

This is not the best match if you want a tight educational tour, a guaranteed whale encounter, or a low-cost way to see Puerto Vallarta from the water. The experience leans toward leisure, celebration, and group fun.

Practical planning details that matter

You must select a meeting place before submitting your reservation. Hotel pickup and drop-off are not included, although the company says you can request help with transportation to the meeting point. Contact Gil if you need a different meeting location or assistance arranging transport.

Confirmation is sent within 48 hours of booking, subject to availability. Since the experience is often booked well ahead, with an average booking lead time of about 93 days, do not leave a wedding or large-group charter until the last minute.

The tour is offered in English, a mobile ticket is available, and the operator says it is near public transportation. Most people can participate. You should still tell the company about mobility needs, medical concerns, or dietary restrictions before booking so the crew can explain what is practical on the yacht and at the beach.

The cancellation policy is strict. The experience is non-refundable and cannot be changed for any reason, so confirm your group size, meeting place, preferred route, and date before paying.

Is Mega Yacht Limousine of the Sea 1 worth booking?

I would book this for a group celebration, especially if you can bring close to the full 15-person capacity. The combination of a private yacht, open bar, fresh ceviche and guacamole, water toys, and two hours at Playa Chica Locca gives you a complete day rather than a simple boat transfer.

I would hesitate if your group is small or if you are mainly interested in sightseeing. Before booking, ask which yacht will be assigned, what food will be served, what route fits your four-hour window, and how transportation to the meeting point will work.

For the right group, this is a polished, easygoing way to celebrate on Banderas Bay. Just make sure the high fixed price and strict cancellation rules fit your plans.

FAQ

How long is the Mega Yacht Limousine of the Sea 1 tour?

The tour lasts approximately four hours.

How many people can join the private boat tour?

The advertised private option accommodates up to 15 people per group.

Is the boat tour private?

Yes. Only your group participates in the private activity.

What drinks are included?

The brand-name open bar includes water, coffee, juices, sodas, mineral water, beer, wine, tequila, champagne, piña coladas, margaritas, and other drinks you choose.

What food is included?

Fresh-made ceviche, guacamole, and blue-corn chips are included. Some outings have also included fruit, muffins, and fajitas, but you should confirm the specific menu for your booking.

Which water activities are included?

The package includes snorkel equipment, kayaks, paddle boards, a water mattress, and a water tube.

Is Playa Chica Locca included?

Yes. The itinerary includes approximately two hours at Playa Chica Locca, and admission is included.

Is hotel pickup and drop-off included?

No. Hotel pickup and drop-off are not included. You must choose a meeting place before submitting your reservation, and you can request help arranging transportation to that meeting point.